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Between Showers
Food Archive
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Body Training
Posted on March 4, 2011 | No CommentsSkipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […] -
My Gorgeous Valentine
Posted on February 14, 2011 | 2 CommentsAfter a long day of meetings, accounting and sitting in a bank (turns out Business bank accounts arent as easybreasy as personal ones), I came home to my love, pictured […] -
Banana Splits = Breakfast of Champions
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No CommentsLest this send the wrong message to viewers about an appropriate diet, however: It should be noted that I had this with a MagicBullet cup of blended carrot, squash, frozen […] -
Shrimp Gimp Dude Food
Posted on October 13, 2010 | No CommentsCrazy trip-outs from my shrimp-trip. Still a touch loopy. The full comments from Facebook are below but they’re summed up by this one: “this is just….. part of me wants […] -
Poisonous F-ing Changs
Posted on October 11, 2010 | No CommentsOof. I think I ate too much PF Changs. or maybe just ate it too fast. can you get hurt doing that? cuz this hurts… An hour ago I updated […] -
Empty bellies hurt before bedtime
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No CommentsNo wonder my stomach hurts… its hunger pains.. I literally forgot to have dinner. Last thing I had was an apple, 6 hours ago. wups. Too late now. I already […] -
Fat is clogging my body
Posted on August 27, 2010 | No CommentsHaving sharp pains in the heart. idk why. ive only been exercising 90% less and eaten nothing but fast food burgers, fries and chicken fingers for a week. whats the […] -
My starchy fruity diet
Posted on August 2, 2010 | No CommentsEating a plate of bacon before bed. because i can. and because i had nothing but carbs (bread and noodles) all day. but mostly just because i can. also on […] -
Panda Depressed
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsPanda Express, you’re fkkn ridiculous. no pork fried rice? seriously? you’re so lame. don’t think we’re not fighting just cuz i got 4 other entrees and 2 sides and packed […] -
Making junk healthy
Posted on June 1, 2010 | No CommentsMy healthy chocolate-banana-strawberry shakes are more delicious than the junky ones. recipe: 1 banana, 1 strawberry & 1 cup 1% milk (or soy milk or sometimes i split both) with […]