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For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately
Posted on November 17, 2020 | No CommentsWhat the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […] -
And Life Marches On…
Posted on August 31, 2013 | No CommentsAs both my soul and my forehead heal from the tragic accident that almost left me less-beautiful, my recovery, both spiritual and physical, has been going well… Adult Simba: I […] -
That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder
Posted on August 27, 2013 | No CommentsSo I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […] -
Foolish Facebook foot fishing folly funnies
Posted on October 10, 2009 | No CommentsSaw this update from a friend on Facebook: I originally typed out “were you trying to catch Joe Biden?” but I deleted it for a much more simple gag, which […] -
Notsogood Save
Posted on September 19, 2009 | No CommentsI just grabbed a straw to put in my glass of green tea i had in my other hand and dropped it. when i swung to catch the falling straw, […]