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iphone Archive
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Hey will you fix my iPhone screen? Ok Nvm.
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No CommentsHey, do any of you losers happen to know of a way to get an iPhone screen fixed for cheap? Or can I just send you my phone (don’t open […] -
People who don’t like iOS7 are worse than Hitler
Posted on September 20, 2013 | No CommentsWhat could anyone possibly not love about Apple’s latest iOS update? Nothing, unless they’re a pedophile or Nazi. In fact, I would support a campaign by the Federal Government to […] -
Scumbag Apple doesn’t know when “today” starts…
Posted on September 17, 2013 | 2 CommentsApple claims iOS7 will come out today. Well? It’s today… Jerks… I even tried to cheat on my iPad and change my time zone to New York a few hours […] -
The New iPhone Controls My Life (2013 edition)
Posted on September 6, 2013 | No CommentsI kind of hate my life because I have an iPhone 5 and know I will not be happy without the new one coming out in a few days. I […] -
Thought of the day
Posted on May 27, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing Apple products don’t get viruses, cuz there would be a lot of pilfered video of my dong out there from all the times I use my iPhone as […] -
Then and Than
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe difference matters… -
iPhone Hal keeps me informed
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Chicks dont stop calling
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Commentslooks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was […] -
New iPhone
Posted on June 14, 2010 | No CommentsJust got my NEW iPHONE in tha mail, bi-chezzzz!!!* — *iphone is “new to me” 3gs that i got for $315 and decided didnt come with enough stuff so I […] -
Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is
Posted on August 26, 2009 | No CommentsI am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, […]