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New Years Archive
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Slidin into 2018 like ….
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Oh, hello 2016… Meet your new Daddy…
Posted on January 1, 2016 | No CommentsThis year I will… -Keep this slammin beard for the entire year (negotiations with myself on renewal to take place in 2017). -Consider acquiring a girlfriend. I’m not necessarily going […] -
Songs of the South (of California)
Posted on December 31, 2013 | No CommentsIt is New Years eve 2013. I am home in North Hollywood working all night. 10 out of 10 of my surrounding neighbors are blasting either ranchero music or Armenian […] -
Resolute Yourself. Always
Posted on January 3, 2012 | No CommentsI’ve been hearing an awful lot of people saying that theres no point in making New Years resolutions because everyone breaks them. quit making excuses, you weaklings. ALWAYS have goals […] -
New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas
Posted on December 31, 2011 | No CommentsCuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […] -
New Years Peve
Posted on January 1, 2011 | No Comments“oh… thats today?.. sorry. guess i wont be able to make it after all. i’m not in your state at the moment” — wups. guess my poor time management means […] -
New Years Eve 09 at home
Posted on December 31, 2009 | 1 CommentHad to decline the invites at Vegas, Hollywood and the STL crew who roadtripped to Nashville and instead am at my parents house this New Years, very much indoors and […] -
New Years sinfest
Posted on January 2, 2009 | No CommentsI’m always the first one to say that a party isn’t a party unless there are hard core drugs and public sex going on, but sometimes its best to keep […]