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![When the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…")
The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsWhen the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […] -
Check out the moon above my house tonight
Posted on October 14, 2013 | No CommentsAt first I thought the Mother Ship had come for me before my scheduled return, but it turned out to just be the regular ole moon glowing bright. So called […] -
Praying Mantis in mah pewl, all tryin ta die
Posted on October 7, 2013 | No CommentsIdiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime…. Homeboy […] -
My Front Door: the physical worlds entrance to Richardland
Posted on October 6, 2013 | No CommentsAs the grand wooden gates to Jurassic Park showed us: the entrance to your amusement park sets the tone for it’s contents. I haven’t written or showed much about my […] -
The Poolman Who Tried to Kill Me. and (spoiler alert) Failed
Posted on August 25, 2013 | 1 CommentA ring at my door revealed a guy holding a pool skimmer saying he was “taking over pool maintenance for the area” and said my side-gate was locked… Which means […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […] -
Inspector Tester and the Grand Hall dilemma
Posted on May 17, 2013 | No CommentsA Mold inspector had to come over today to do tests to make sure everythings okay after I had a leak fixed that made some drywall moist and while […] -
Garfield and Death
Posted on May 7, 2013 | No CommentsIt’s pouring pretty steadily here and I have a lot of shedding trees around my house with no gutter guards so I’ll be slipping on some crocks and walking around […] -
Nail graveyard and strangers
Posted on May 2, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when the 2 house inspectors are inside doing their work and you casually shoosh off the pile of fingernails you’ve harvested on your desk next to your […]