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Recent Posts
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Between Showers
party Archive
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Foam Parties are kindov disgusting/awesome
Posted on February 28, 2014 | No CommentsWho thought of combining a nightclub dance floor with a bubble bath, anyway? I have to say I appreciate the mashup in theory but i’m not so sure it comes […] -
NOT doing coke in the bathroom
Posted on September 28, 2013 | No CommentsCan’t a guy just go to the bathroom and return refreshed and energized because he peed and splashed some water on his face and not cuz he snuck off to […] -
Partying and Lying and Lying about Partying
Posted on October 15, 2011 | No CommentsIn bed on the phone right now talking about how bomb the party me and the girl on the other line were at tonight since we somehow didnt see each […] -
Last Minute Invites
Posted on June 3, 2011 | No CommentsFRIEND: “Dude, you HAVE to come to this party tonight! it doesn’t start till 9 so you have plenty of time. its gonna be bomb! VIP, free food and drinks, […] -
Last night could have ended much differently
Posted on May 8, 2010 | No CommentsI got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at […] -
My night as a west coast drug dealer
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 2 CommentsI was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and […] -
New Years sinfest
Posted on January 2, 2009 | No CommentsI’m always the first one to say that a party isn’t a party unless there are hard core drugs and public sex going on, but sometimes its best to keep […]