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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me
Posted on March 2, 2020 | No CommentsListen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […] -
A Love Letter to my Jawline…
Posted on June 1, 2018 | No CommentsDarling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […] -
Bossing it up
Posted on April 3, 2018 | No CommentsI gotta admit: I originally posed for this with the intention of being douche-art satire but now I kinda like it as a genuine celebration of my glory. @thebroadmuseum #boss -
Here’s lookin at you, kid
Posted on September 15, 2017 | No CommentsPensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old […] -
Make today awesome so yesterday gets jealous
Posted on July 24, 2016 | No CommentsFeeling like life is pointless and your existence is so insignificant that your accomplishments lack satisfaction and your failures or stagnations feel like an overwhelming crushing pain that makes you […]