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Sunglasses Archive
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If I was a giant eyed pouty faced cat, this would so be me
Posted on April 11, 2013 | No CommentsSomething I think cats think about humans with me as an example sometimes/often/all the time/whatever. -
How to look like a douche
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHere it is, gentlemen… A quick and dirty simple 3-step process to dawning the look that makes gay men and under-30 women who want to rebel against their fathers, wild… […] -
Sunglass Lesson is a trap for Traps and a lesson in Traps
Posted on May 7, 2012 | No CommentsLocation: Facebook Context: A response to the consistent hate I get for my awesome cool-guy douchebag thick frame white sunglasses (that are awesome, cool-guy, and douchebaggy)… Summary: a goof on […] -
My new sunglasses make me better than you
Posted on February 21, 2008 | No CommentsBecause they’re pimp, yo. And plus I was just kidding about being better than you because of them. Its not cuzza that. psh. I’m better than you for a million […] -
Have you seen my YELLOW GLASSES!?
Posted on September 13, 2002 | No Comments[picture unavailable] The above pictures feature my yellow “happy” glasses I once dawned until I stupidly lost, broke, and then lost (a new pair) again. -In my arrogance, the fates […]