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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Summer dreamin… of damage, cancer & death
Posted on March 1, 2016 | No CommentsWhile the giant nuclear fire orb my planet circles was slow-roasting the flesh that lays over my skeleton today, I was thinking about how much everything I just said sucks… […] -
My tan “lines” are a dimmer knob, not a light switch
Posted on July 27, 2011 | No CommentsPeople don’t believe me till I show them (or maybe they dont believe me SO I will show them? duped!), but unless I’m going from clear-white to bean-brown in 1 […] -
Tanning Bed
Posted on July 6, 2011 | No Comments