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Tinder Archive
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When a girl you already swiped re-appears in your Tinder deck…
Posted on March 3, 2016 | 1 CommentWhen I see a girl on Tinder that I’ve already swiped before I always assume she’s re-appearing in my deck because she accidentally Nope’d me in what was immediately identified […] -
Tumultuously Terrifying Tindering…Dudes
Posted on January 4, 2015 | No CommentsTumultuous isn’t really the right word cuz it means rioting or unrest in some kind of uproarious fashion but I needed another T-word for the title. The overwhelming response of […] -
Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…
Posted on November 17, 2014 | No CommentsI posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […]