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“Topping” Ricky Martin
Posted on August 4, 2012 | No CommentsA gay friend posted this poll on Facebook that I participated in thusly: Evidently, Wyatt didnt know that I love formal events I guess?… Oh, wait. I guess “top” means […] -
From Awesome to Homosexual Prostitute in under an hour
Posted on August 2, 2012 | No CommentsThe bottom tweet came first…then awhile later he follows up with the one on top… -Prolly woulda been best to just stick with the original sentiment, bro. lol. -
I remember everything, sans my own videos
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […] -
Give it your all and do it with CLASS
Posted on March 15, 2012 | No CommentsThis counts as classy, right? -
Yu aint no Aladdin
Posted on December 14, 2011 | No CommentsJust cuz your best friends’ a monkey, doesn’t mean…. follow me on le Twitterz @AwesomestGuyEVR -
We Can’t Be Friends If…
Posted on December 4, 2011 | No CommentsSome fun with a trending Twitter hashtag: -
Teaching America’s Youth (about gay fetish sex)
Posted on September 21, 2010 | No CommentsSpeaking of the gays… i just explained what s&m is to a 17yr old dude on twitter :(. wtf. i swear i dont set out to do these things – […] -
You’re not a stalker just for using a Social Networking site
Posted on June 22, 2010 | No CommentsI don’t like the term “stalking” when used to describe “viewing the media and personal information you posted for me to freely browse and injest”. its all here for your […] -
I don’t get it
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsWhat the shit is this supposed to mean?