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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Wheeler Archive
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Esoteric Machismo Lulz and Lulls
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 1 CommentWheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it […] -
Teaching manners
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 1 CommentWheeler asked me to help him pass around a poll on DammitWheeler.com asking for votes on what he should call his new mobile bartender-on-call (for private parties and such) business. […] -
Can you spot the difference(s)?
Posted on August 22, 2010 | No Comments? one of these things is not like the other ? …. which two are Missouri boys, and which one moved to southern California?…. -
Bloody facebook
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Life imitates art
Posted on February 25, 2010 | No CommentsChris Wheeler from DammitWheeler.com ‘s girlfriend of the past 4 months just gave birth to a baby girl fathered by the gentleman she was in a previous relationship with and […] -
Whats a beerfest anyway?
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No Commentsi never saw the 2006 comedy after i burned it to dvd, but i feel like i should include the fact that i at least got as far as burning […] -
Toothbrushin Par-tayyyy @ Richards
Posted on April 13, 2002 | No CommentsBecause aint no bitches gonna be checkin u out unless you fresh n clean, yo. Promoting oral hygiene can be fun. We’re living proof.