I bought an Apple wireless keyboard and mouse for my Macbook Pro laptop, totaling $144, both of which I own at home and just didnt bring and as i was walking back to the apt i passed a dirty homeless dude begging on the street with his palm out, dawning a blank stare.
It was kindov messed up to think of how I had just bought overpriced electronics from my expensive computer named Apple and this dude just wants a real apple. I bought the Apple’s to quench my hunger for elitist comforts and he wants an apple to quench his hunger for like.. food. or to sell for crack.
naturally i felt bad so I told him to “think different” and that the iPads are even cooler in person and he should totally get one. I thought about holding up my Apple logo stuffs and telling him to go see Steve JOBS and then strutting away with a cackling laugh, but the douchebag probably wouldnt have even understood the pun. friggin loser.
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