The real reason Myspace sunk

the real reason myspace died: it was bad enough that I came so close to getting a role in Apatow’s “Funny People” and then didnt, but i kept from hating on the (bad) movie because I was still on the movie’s top friends on its official…until they took me off.. the jerks. they made a powerful enemy that day. and its be…en downhill ever since. SUCK IT, MYSPACE.

If you doubt that it was actually me and in reality was a classic case of “white flight” that turned Myspace into the run down ghetto that it is, then it gets more complicated. both are true of course. black people were just my tool to drive the wedge and cause the exodus like how Rasputin used those green demon things to create civil unrest among the civilians and start the Russian Revolution in the animated Anastasia.

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