Am i a “g0y”? are you a g0y? well that all depends: do you enjoy rubbing your penis against someone elses until you both climax in a burst of ecstasy that is just a sign of super close male bonding friendship and not at all “gay”? mmmmm? yes!? then you sir, are a g0y!
*confetti* Me? notsomuch.
From what appears to be the official g0y website (on what appears to be a geocities page): a g0y is a “guy into guys, not gays” and if you think that’s confusing then just wait, cuz it gets better, then slightly worse, then gross, but then better again…
G0ys are different levels of dudes attracted to dudes but not chick-dudes and thus aren’t interested in anal sex since that particular act of bromance is just a simulation of heterosexual sex, making the anus as a makeshift vagina. so really, g0ys are so gay that they’re above gay – wanting absolutely nothing to do with anything that is similar to male-female intercourse and hate being called gay cuz they may also be bi and dont want to be associated with faggy gay culture and all that bullshit.
So how do *i* know all this? mmwell… my new myspace friend of course. duh. he added me on myspace after enjoying my posts on here and introduced me to the g0y lifestyle with a few websites and explanations.
So bascially… someone was a reader of my blog and thought to themselves “Hey, you look like a guy who would DEFINITELY be down for some nude dude fun timez. you know…sexual activity with another guy – but without anal penetration – am i right??? HIGH FIVE!”
…w..tf? sigh. if only I were more tolerant and open minded. or something.
How about publishing the ACTUAL URL & letting your readers look for themselves, eh?
g0ys is spelled w. a zer0. G00GLE ’em or visit:
http://g0ys.org
Now … wasn’t that easy?
G0ys. If I want a g0y sex life of no booty and frottage…I could’ve joined the Church of the Latter-Day Saints. Really…