Dirty family talk

My cousin is visiting with her 6 year old twins and she signed online from the room next to mine, so this happened…

9:50:09 PM Richar900: sup baby. wanna cyber?
9:50:31 PM Cousin3: yeah dude what r u into?
9:50:39 PM Richar900: leather. LOTS of it
9:50:54 PM Cousin3: I prefer fur lined…
9:51:11 PM Richar900: and also, ive got these 2 little kids here and their toys do AMAZING things if you use them right. after dark its a party every night
9:51:47 PM Cousin3: ok…umm…I think I need to go buy some Clorox…LOTS of clorox
9:52:55 PM Richar900: im gonna take a shower. try not to get too distracted thinking about that as all the hot wet action takes place just inches from you in mere moments. slut.
9:53:18 PM Cousin3: yum.  don’t lock the door…
9:53:34 PM Richar900: never do, sailor
9:53:46 PM Cousin3: creepy
9:53:51 PM Richar900: except in texas when [my gay cousin] visits
9:54:12 PM Cousin3: makes your booty cry for attention
9:54:30 PM Richar900: aint no thang but a chicken wang
9:54:57 PM Cousin3: go shower…your mind needs cleaning
9:55:50 PM Richar900: so does my butt
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