My adoring fans are asking what happened to my face and why I have a Band-Aid on in my breakfast smoothie lollipop jam-out video that was a surprise hit.
Obviously some injury, but what? Slice myself with a knife? Finger nail clipping accident? Tree branch? Others have hypothesized that perhaps I was just covering up a n unsightly pimple.
I thought its inclusion in the video was obvious, but I guess I have to explain.
I was being badass like Nelly… The rapper. Duh.
Apparently I know so little about popular culture that the Nelly Band-Aid thing was years ago and no one remembers cuz he doesn’t do it anymore. Is he even still alive?
He was my neighbor in Lake St Louis ya know. Jimmy played basketball with him.
So see? I know stuff…
Well whatever. Here’s a screenshot of the part where I swing the camera around with an exposed cheek. I forgot to put it on then. You can see I am uninjured, but thanks for your concern.
Watch the video here >>
Even though you’re totally dumb if you didn’t know the link at the begining of this post was a link to the video. Idiot. Why you gotta make me repeat myself like sum chump? Go to hell.
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