When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers

When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers.
I warned you with this status update on Myspace and Facebook:

someone please come over and have salad with me… i leave for Florida at 6AM tomorrow and i have a whole bag of butterlettuce left in addition to the one im finishing off now. if no one comes, i swear to fucking god i will put this in my suitcase and bring it with me… dont… test me…

and no one came… so I packed it.

Now, for some reason my suitcase did not make it on my flight… came in on the one 2 hours after i got in, so i have to wait for them to deliver it. was supposed to have been last night, but the delivery guy called today with an update and said it would be awhile… ug.

when the lady in Orlando informed me of the situation with my bag, i looked at her and horror and said “but… there’s lettuce in there”….

And now, 48 hours after it was put in the suit case… the lettuce still sits… =(

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