Don’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, negative; I don’t have sick abs or an irresistibly charming personality and I’m terrible at intercourse, problem-solving and Marco Polo 🙁 ……….
nah. April Fools. I’m fkkin awesome at everything.
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