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Archive for October, 2009
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Halloween is for everyone
Posted on October 18, 2009 | No Commentsmisterawesome10: what are you gonna be for halloween? danantique8: Halloween is for kids misterawesome10: so is Trix, but they’re still fkkn good misterawesome10: so what you gonna be nig? -
That would have been a really bad idea
Posted on October 16, 2009 | 1 CommentI’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most […] -
Slithery Mimics
Posted on October 14, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s wet here in Texas at my parents house and I’m seeing lots of these little newts crawling around. They have tiny little legs and crawl in “S” shapes to […] -
Bin Laden’s disciples
Posted on October 13, 2009 | No CommentsStella Bling (12:18:20 AM): heard of bin Laden’s book club? Richar900 (12:18:39 AM): no but i saw Schindler’s List for the first time last night. good movie. Stella Bling (12:18:50 […] -
Arrogance vs Empowerment
Posted on October 12, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you’re fat, disabled or just ugly & say you’re “beautiful” its admired & applauded. When I say it I’m “cocky” & “arrogant”? WTF bitches. It’s time to end this […] -
Foolish Facebook foot fishing folly funnies
Posted on October 10, 2009 | No CommentsSaw this update from a friend on Facebook: I originally typed out “were you trying to catch Joe Biden?” but I deleted it for a much more simple gag, which […] -
Richard: stopper of cars
Posted on October 9, 2009 | No CommentsDespite having acres of unused land, my parents house has a detached workshop garage by the pool here that is only a car-width away from the property line with the […] -
Where the Wild Bitch is
Posted on October 8, 2009 | 1 CommentEveryone is excited for the Where The Wild Things Are movie, and it will be interesting no doubt, but the original books popularity is built on a mountain of slave […] -
Bitches be crazy: Myspace edition
Posted on October 7, 2009 | No CommentsMy status yesterday read how I thought it was adorable how Myspace keeps rolling out efforts to remain relevant. This Tracie chick, commented among others who made sense in their […] -
Chapstick + body holes = good times
Posted on October 6, 2009 | No Commentsstrwbmilkshakey809: I’m naked richar900: me t—- nevermind strwbmilkshakey809: Haha mmmmm richar900: its a problem strwbmilkshakey809: I think I wanna finger myself with this new strawberry astroglide strwbmilkshakey809: Smells so good […]