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Archive for November, 2009
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If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […] -
Family fun on Facebook
Posted on November 21, 2009 | No CommentsThis was the top item in my feed today… daughter reposts funny thing from website. dad reads it, doesnt understand internets, asks “wtf” via question marks. daughter explains and does […] -
Jabba the Pizza
Posted on November 20, 2009 | No CommentsPizza Hut has rebranded themselves “The Hut” and yes, I think this is funny… Even though the same joke was essentially made in Space Balls, I still enjoyed this like […] -
Mouths are stupid
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsEvolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […] -
Who put that house there??
Posted on November 18, 2009 | No Commentsknocked the whole house off its alignment after cutting the wheel a few inches too early backing out of the garage trying to avoid the car parked behind me, which […] -
Fancy food is garbage
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No CommentsJust got back from one of those swanky shwanyk fancypants hoydee toydee woo-woo lad-dee-daa type “events” containing tons of [alleged] celebrities [that i’ve never heard of] for a big time […] -
What happened to “thank you”?
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No Commentswtf; is this just “shit on Richards compliments” day? 3 girls in a row today responded to the nice things i went out of my way to observe about them […] -
Hating evil and converting Fail into Win
Posted on November 15, 2009 | No Comments2 friends commented on my Facebook status a day ago that read “in the Valley, remembering why i hate Californians”. Brian McCarthy, whom I went to middle school and first […] -
Corporate America strikes again…
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsI wish I could go back in time to when Myspace first started and show myself that in 2009 it would be owned by Newscorp and I would be getting […] -
Bed with no [2nd] supper
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes i go to bed hungry just cuz im too tired or sumthing but tonight i started to and then ate a banana. and 3 slices of pizza & a […]