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Archive for December, 2011
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“Our hearts were painted black”
Posted on December 22, 2011 | No Comments“Doomed, [You]! You’re doomed for all time! Your future is a horror story, written by your crime. Your chains are forged. By what you say and do. So, have your […] -
Sports are for the Gays. or something.
Posted on December 22, 2011 | 1 CommentIts cool (i guess…) to have generous friends with extravagant and endless upgrades, hook-ups, special passes, etc but do they ALWAYS have to be in the realm of SPORTS?… I […] -
Don’t try so hard to opinion-cleanse your frenz
Posted on December 19, 2011 | No CommentsNote to pussies (mostly just girls. but also guys acting like girls): The Tarkin Doctrine doesn’t work. Not for you. Not for Regional Governors in the Galactic Empire. “The more […] -
Social Net Toolbagging
Posted on December 18, 2011 | No CommentsA friend just posted on Facebook that a guy private messaged her saying the quotes she posted in statuses are getting too deep and that she should delete him… awww. […] -
Chop Chop Chop
Posted on December 18, 2011 | No CommentsChopping up trees and neatly stacking the remains of their dead bodies in a pile so impressively neat and tidy that professional lumberjacks with OCD would be jealous and then […] -
Grill-Owned…
Posted on December 17, 2011 | 1 CommentI’m not entirely sure but I do believe I may have just been, what the kids refer to as “owned”… :/ -
LoLCat War
Posted on December 17, 2011 | No CommentsThe following battle took place on facebook last night at around 2AM. It was a fierce battle with a worthy opponent that lasted into the wee hours of the morning […] -
Clock directing
Posted on December 16, 2011 | No CommentsWhenever someone uses clock-directions to look somewhere i always think they’re telling my fortune or something. “hottie at 3 o’clock” – “well then. i shall set my watch to 3 o’clock and […] -
Winter thoughts
Posted on December 15, 2011 | 1 CommentCloudy and serene day. the kind where i reflect and draw inspiration from my role models… -
Magically Delicious and a Prisoner/Friend 4 Lyfe
Posted on December 15, 2011 | No CommentsOf all the magical elves I’ve caught stealing my socks and put in a bird cage in my kitchen as punishment – THIS ones my favorite! I Love You, Plurpy! […]