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Archive for May, 2012
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Pants are for suckers
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No CommentsDefinitely going to be one of those days today. I might take the following suggestion just made in a comment: “Pants? Who needs pants?? Go for the khaki shorts, put […] -
Safely Sinking Slumber & a Silly Self Symposium
Posted on May 19, 2012 | No Comments1:37AM: I’m currently typing this while laying in bed listening to a repetitious but relaxing house band manipulating Dr Seuss style instruments play me off to sleep as the Sandman […] -
Study Hard! Even though it won’t matter at all, suckers.
Posted on May 18, 2012 | No CommentsSeeing people talk about school on social networks always makes me that much more glad I got out of that system when I did so I could start actual-life outside […] -
I want only to love and be loved by others
Posted on May 17, 2012 | No CommentsSimilar to the mistake of thinking that I “like to argue” (summary: I don’t. I “like” it the way Batman “likes” fighting crime: i’d retire from it immediately if I were presented […] -
Just be nice to people
Posted on May 15, 2012 | No CommentsThe gratitude and relief on that older woman’s face when I helped lift her bags she was struggling with gave me a high that lasted the whole flight home. Why […] -
New Waterfalls Episodes Coming Soon
Posted on May 14, 2012 | No Comments3 news episodes of Chasing Waterfalls filmed with Anna this weekend here on Oahu Hawaii. Stay tuned! Here’s one of them: Maunawili Falls Manoa Falls UPDATE: I’m still not approving […] -
I need an Alfred
Posted on May 11, 2012 | No CommentsBeing Batman is easier when you have an Alfred. and a Robin. and billions of dollars to finance your ventures. hrmm. making the billions is underway. soooo…I should prolly start […] -
The best clothes are the type that feel like they’re not there
Posted on May 11, 2012 | No CommentsThe closer they feel like nothing, the better the garment. -
Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses
Posted on May 10, 2012 | No CommentsI keep forgetting that these sunglasses are more universally hated than Hitler or The Red Sox until the next time I put them on and the world reminds me that they suck. […] -
Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No CommentsI’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […]