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11, 12, 13
Posted on November 12, 2013 | No CommentsTodays date is 11/12/13. How did you spend this once in a century occurrence? Or are you one of those dopes that thinks this is unimportant? There’s a tweet or […] -
Purple Knockout
Posted on November 10, 2013 | No CommentsI should stick to my carefully weighed formula’s on my Purple Drank. I added too much tart-cherry (the one with the most mood altering enzymes, but also melatonin which in […] -
Chicks with no sense of humor
Posted on November 8, 2013 | 2 CommentsThis dude caught on the Kiss Cam makes out with his beer and it’s awesome. But the lady next to him who didn’t find it so awesome is what I […] -
The Real Reason People Get Sick & the Only Cure
Posted on November 6, 2013 | No CommentsHave a sore throat? According to the “WTF Facts” on Facebook: People do not get sick due to cold weather. They get sick because they are indoors more often. Both […] -
Did a gang’s hit man just accidentally visit my home?
Posted on November 4, 2013 | No CommentsPreviously, I falsely suspected my new pool man for being a hit man and he later died. This time I think one may have visited me for real… I had […] -
Terminator/Two-Face Woody wants to eat your soul
Posted on October 29, 2013 | No CommentsA dribble of goji-pomegranate-banana-kale-raspberry-yogurt smoothie on my Woody mug turned the friendly toy sheriff into a murderous burn victim Chucky-doll that can’t be stopped as his glare penetrates your soul […] -
About that LAPD helicopter with the search light circling my house…
Posted on October 26, 2013 | No CommentsCould the person being looked for by the helicopter that has been circling overhead with a searchlight please just surrender already? My street is roped off by the cops and […] -
She didn’t say no
Posted on October 20, 2013 | No CommentsThe arms wiggle the sign, in case you haven’t seen one of these before. -
Richardland Manor Tour: Entryway / Waiting Room
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsMy previously written about front door is a big rectangular sheet of translucent glass that glows via the light behind it. Here is what it opens into… This is the […] -
The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsWhen the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […]