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![I just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/derpgirl-115x115.jpeg "Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”")
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
![Shoutout to people who Like comments left by attractive members of the opposite gender on their boyfriend or girlfriends Facebook wall just to show that they’re watching. It’s the modern […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "“I own your Face”")
“I own your Face”
Posted on November 28, 2011 | No CommentsShoutout to people who Like comments left by attractive members of the opposite gender on their boyfriend or girlfriends Facebook wall just to show that they’re watching. It’s the modern […] -
Macbook Air was a good choice
Posted on November 27, 2011 | No CommentsI bought a Macbook Air specifically so id have an in between device to use when i wanted a keyboard (so no iPad) but not the weight of the full […] -
Dumb Girls are Dumb
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No Comments -
Hello? Derp? I’m dumb? Herderp??
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No CommentsThis Facebook interaction with my associate Randall is a guide of how not to interact with people. We can’t read minds and you’re just agitating us when you do things […] -
I still want a clone
Posted on November 18, 2011 | No CommentsI once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself. (note: this isn’t me in the picture. well, […] -
![I thought it was obvious that I was joking, until… I got this private message: I explained that the person wasn’t being mean but yes, the entire joke was that […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/goofyshop.ruforreal-115x115.png "Shopping via silly names")
Shopping via silly names
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsI thought it was obvious that I was joking, until… I got this private message: I explained that the person wasn’t being mean but yes, the entire joke was that […] -
No One Recycles in Texas
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsDammit neighbors… NONE of you have anything to recycle?? I missed last weeks recycle day and planned to cuckold someone elses bin with my excess water bottles and pizza boxes […] -
Drunk from Juice?
Posted on November 12, 2011 | No CommentsCan antioxidants get you drunk? I feel tipsy as heck from a wine glass of home-mixed pomegranate, cranberry, acai and noni juice but theres no explanache for such a reaction. […] -
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […]