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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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A tox by any other name
Posted on June 4, 2010 | No CommentsTonight I learned there’s a thing called Restylane. It’s Botox, but…not? Idk. I’ve never heard of it until now. Which is weird since its everywhere here in Los Angeles and […] -
Making junk healthy
Posted on June 1, 2010 | No CommentsMy healthy chocolate-banana-strawberry shakes are more delicious than the junky ones. recipe: 1 banana, 1 strawberry & 1 cup 1% milk (or soy milk or sometimes i split both) with […] -
California girls vs AnywhereElse girls
Posted on May 29, 2010 | 1 CommentThe following Facebook exchange speaks for itself… Jared: Sick of outsiders whining about how pretentious LA is. If you’re bothered by girls asking How much $ you have in the […] -
Racial purity ain’t that great
Posted on May 27, 2010 | No CommentsAs far as attractiveness goes, Hitler had it all wrong. Ethnicities that are 80 or more % pure are split between being super hot and super OMGnot. The gray area […] -
Chris Robin: Mentally ill freak kid
Posted on May 19, 2010 | No CommentsIs Winnie the Pooh & Company real? Pooh, Tigger, that emo fag Eeyore – are they really alive? or is Christopher Robin just a more fucked up version of Calvin […] -
Sales Tax killing me while buying a new Macbook
Posted on May 18, 2010 | No Comments$221 sales tax, California? More like Cali-fkk-ya. eff that. I’ll ship my new Macbook Pro to Texas and pick it up next month when I pass through there anyway. UPDATE: […] -
The truth about female weight loss
Posted on May 16, 2010 | No CommentsThe following status on Facebook: Ashley: was told recently “if I lost weight it might help my back problems”. I didn’t think I was “thick”, but whatev. Not sure what […] -
I want chicken and waffles
Posted on May 16, 2010 | No CommentsRoscoes [chicken and waffles] is too far away to be plausible and KFC is too far away to accomodate laziness. I have waffles. I just need fried chicken. I want […] -
Shmoozing is lame
Posted on May 14, 2010 | No Commentsoff to a business meeting at some stupid “lounge” where ill turn down getting bought drinks at least 20 times, turn down drugs maybe 8-10 times and turn down sex […] -
Mmmm. hungerrrr
Posted on May 13, 2010 | No CommentsI’ve been enjoying the empty stomach feeling all morning since i skipped breakfast. ya, i like feeling hungry when there’s food readily available. like how you can tolerate a freezing […]