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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Stupid people ask questions a lot
Posted on January 29, 2010 | No CommentsThis is how I feel 90% of the time anyone says anything to me. I wish I had a ghetto black man handy at all times to illustrate my emotion […] -
Michael Jackson’s blackness
Posted on January 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe unseen comment that Dan is responding to is me saying “i think he’s pretty black by now… among other colors.” See the pic at Dan’s post here. -
Brain cancer vs Lung cancer
Posted on January 25, 2010 | No Commentsi hold the facts that i’ve never smoked a cigarette and never watched a minute of Jersey Shore in the same esteem and regards towards my health -
Dare to dream
Posted on January 20, 2010 | 1 CommentMy dream is for Lady Gaga and Baby Spice to team up with the Goo Goo Dolls for a cross country “Goo Goo GaGa Baby Tour” -
Peacock tree sunset
Posted on January 18, 2010 | No CommentsHe blends in with the tree, but he’s easy to make out when you know that’s what you’re looking for -
Ever hear of “The Onion”?
Posted on January 17, 2010 | No CommentsThis is the video. Pretend you don’t know about The Onion and ask yourself if you could think this is a legit news item… -
Lets buy Haiti
Posted on January 13, 2010 | No CommentsAmerica should make an offer to Haiti to buy it, annex it as a territory (like Puerto Rico) and turn it into a part resort/real estate destination, part industry island […] -
Just ONE TIME…
Posted on January 9, 2010 | 1 CommentIs it gay that I wanna see Justin Bieber make out w/ the 1996 version of Taylor Hanson? mmMMmmm[bop]. prolly shouldnt repeat that so ima tell you one time. -
“Why aren’t you famous [yet]?”
Posted on January 9, 2010 | No CommentsBeing in the lowest form of the public eye (the Internetz) for a decade, I’ve been getting this question for years and despite being a compli-sult, it’s unfortunately a legit […]