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![Jogging to Mcdonalds (that makes it healthy, right?) cuz there are keys kinda sorta locked in my car. Google Maps says its 2.3 miles away so I’m gonna listen to […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Jogging to Mac")
Jogging to Mac
Posted on December 13, 2009 | No CommentsJogging to Mcdonalds (that makes it healthy, right?) cuz there are keys kinda sorta locked in my car. Google Maps says its 2.3 miles away so I’m gonna listen to […] -
Emo pup laments his mommy’s absence
Posted on December 10, 2009 | No CommentsMy sisters stupid dog is here at the house while she’s…away, and my mom has already spoiled the crap out of it so much so that it freaks out when […] -
Well, it looks like you’re doing good for yourself…
Posted on December 5, 2009 | 2 CommentsWhen I first moved to LA I met a shy but very nice transexual boy-to-girl at a party. Smash cut to 5 minutes ago and someone RickRolled me LemonParty style […] -
![Last night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jenagrees-115x115.png "Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028")
Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028
Posted on December 2, 2009 | No CommentsLast night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […] -
Boxer beware: the ilk of silk
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsSilk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at […] -
Calendar OCD battle
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsALMOST made it the entire month with only one left-to-right corner to corner slash through the days on my desk calendar, but alas, with only one day to go, the […] -
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […] -
![Definitely will NOT be paying thousands of dollars to get out of this jam packed festerhole that is Orlando airport. will wait for a non-full flight to get the regular […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/orlandosunset-115x115.jpg "Left alonezes in Or-lo")
Left alonezes in Or-lo
Posted on November 27, 2009 | No CommentsDefinitely will NOT be paying thousands of dollars to get out of this jam packed festerhole that is Orlando airport. will wait for a non-full flight to get the regular […] -
5 year old grammar Nazi
Posted on November 26, 2009 | No CommentsMy 5 year old nephew Riley was looking over my shoulder when I was on my Family-Facebook (the one where I talk about how much I love Jesus and my […] -
When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers
Posted on November 24, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers. I warned you with this status update on Myspace and Facebook: someone please come over and have salad with me… […]