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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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LAX Christmas Shots
Posted on December 23, 2013 | No CommentsIf this image of an old woman taking a picture of a Christmas train with her iPad at the airport doesn’t warm your Grinchy 2-sizes-two-small of a heart then a […] -
“Okay”…I hate you
Posted on December 21, 2013 | No CommentsYou know everything about a persons motives by how quickly they accept a cancellation or change of plans on something they claim they want. It’s the opposite of the frantic […] -
Accusation analysis: I’m “abusive” to the unwelcomed
Posted on December 5, 2013 | No CommentsA new criticism of me that feels strange and unjustified but warrants documentation in classic “am I really the a-hole here?” fashion: I’m “abusive” because I say mean things to […] -
Stop insulting people with your terrible negotiations
Posted on December 4, 2013 | No CommentsHaving to do a lot of negotiating in the business world ever since I moved to California, I’ve learned some things to never ever do. Since I am slowly realizing […] -
It’s worse out there than I thought
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsFirst Thanksgiving alonez with no family so I volunteered to help the less fortunate cuz I’m a hero. I knew the economy was bad, but would you believe that not […] -
How come you reefer smokerz haven’t PWND Thanksgiving yet?
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsWhat’s the deal, Potheads? You’ve gained so much cultural clout and acceptance over the past 10 years and you still haven’t done anything interesting with what should be your patron […] -
I’ve had something stuck in my eye all day long
Posted on November 26, 2013 | No CommentsI woke up with a grain of something irritating in my right eye. I felt a crispy bit of something in my sheets before going to sleep, too, so I […] -
Didn’t want to join Google+? TOO BAD
Posted on November 22, 2013 | No CommentsA few weeks ago Google forced everyone’s youtube account into also being a Google+ account. I have yet to hear a single person applaud the change. In fact, it’s arguably […] -
My hot tub is temporarily not green. WTF
Posted on November 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe green bulb in my hot tub went out so I had to replace it with a stupididiot regular one like a friggin peasant loser. This is gonna be the […] -
Good News! My idiot tooth is probably giving me cancer
Posted on November 15, 2013 | No CommentsA perfect reason to avoid the dentist: Root canals give you cancer. Or something. You know it’s true because the report comes from Realfarmacy.com. Finally a rebuttal to all those […]