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Life in Richardland Archive
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Awnings are hard…
Posted on May 4, 2020 | No CommentsThe side ally known as the Iron Reach on the Richardland Campus needs weather protection. The pursuit of which has sent me down a self-escalating series of “what if” ways […] -
Cosmic Crisp Review
Posted on December 9, 2019 | No CommentsThere’s a brand new apple on the market, available in select locations only. It’s called the Cosmic Crisp and it’s been in development for a few decades and just being […] -
Update: There was never “Poison Tea” – I just have a Mystery Gut Ailment
Posted on September 7, 2019 | No CommentsIn a previous installment almost one year ago, I logged how I thought I was getting poisoned by tea I was drinking, and I guess in a way I was, […] -
I’m knowingly drinking tea that makes me incredibly sick
Posted on November 19, 2018 | No CommentsAnd for no good reason. About a week ago I made a nightnight tea mix from different caffeinated loose-leaf teas I was experimenting with in pursuit of a perfect potion […] -
I needed to swim so I flew to Hawaii. True story.
Posted on December 17, 2017 | No CommentsThe only thing I hate about winter is not being able to swim. Cold weather is fine but cold water is a bummer. -
Home again
Posted on December 13, 2017 | No CommentsBeen a minute since I’ve operated out of the North Hollywood command center and the warm glowing emerald embrace of the Grand Hall but I’m back for a blip. -
The Claw waits for not one
Posted on November 23, 2017 | No Comments“Can you give me like 10 seconds to text this hot dude back??” – I wish I could but alas, the Tickler 5thousand Cousin Claw edition waits for no one. […] -
Protecting Slumber. Defender of Rest.
Posted on September 5, 2016 | No CommentsDutifully standing watch over a napping Aunt Nancy. Making sure caveman nephews don’t disturb. Yes I’m a hero. -
Judging you dirty hippies… Harshly…
Posted on November 30, 2015 | No CommentsCousin Steven and Nephew Aidan beer it up in the gay-raj talkin bout hipster hippy yuppy beatnik pothead hooba-dooba socialist whateverstuffs. -
Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…
Posted on August 14, 2014 | No CommentsSteak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […]