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![Every time I use these damn nasal douches I end up rustling the stuff up in there and trigging a virus. Regular posts will come back later this month cuz […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Improper Sinus Spray has turned me into a Sneezecake Factory")
Improper Sinus Spray has turned me into a Sneezecake Factory
Posted on February 10, 2015 | No CommentsEvery time I use these damn nasal douches I end up rustling the stuff up in there and trigging a virus. Regular posts will come back later this month cuz […] -
I Am More Humble Than You…
Posted on January 22, 2015 | No CommentsSince a founding and staple theme of Richardland is shameless self promotion and the satirization of self absorption, it is to be expected that there will be some that aren’t in […] -
I think it’s important to celebrate meaningful holidays
Posted on January 20, 2015 | No CommentsFor justice for all… -
Tumultuously Terrifying Tindering…Dudes
Posted on January 4, 2015 | No CommentsTumultuous isn’t really the right word cuz it means rioting or unrest in some kind of uproarious fashion but I needed another T-word for the title. The overwhelming response of […] -
A Reminder That Replacing “Christmas” with “Holiday” is Ruining Western Civilization
Posted on December 22, 2014 | 1 CommentAs with most insidious cultural change you go along with because you’re oblivious to the true motives behind and have accepted the hippie “tolerance” propaganda, your usage of the term […] -
![I posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-06-01.23.05-115x115.jpg "Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…")
Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…
Posted on November 17, 2014 | No CommentsI posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […] -
![My pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pineappleSalute-115x115.png "Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…")
Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…
Posted on November 11, 2014 | No CommentsMy pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […] -
This Game of Snake takes the Cake
Posted on October 25, 2014 | No CommentsWatch this entire thing. I’m so impressed with it that I can’t even. I’m terrible at snake so the perfection of this mesmerizes me even more. -
![As you all know, I have a bachelors degree in knowing-stuff and take it upon myself to give free lessons to you students of life because I’m generous with my […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IMG_4970-115x115.jpeg "How to Not Murder Your Muscles")
How to Not Murder Your Muscles
Posted on October 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs you all know, I have a bachelors degree in knowing-stuff and take it upon myself to give free lessons to you students of life because I’m generous with my […] -
No one believes me that I don’t know my own phone number
Posted on October 16, 2014 | No CommentsI haven’t memorized a phone number since 2002 and I am damn proud of it. It’s not only an interesting personality quirk, but it is a moral stand, dammit. There is […]
