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![I may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IMG_6026-115x115.jpg "I probably shouldn’t be awake right now")
I probably shouldn’t be awake right now
Posted on October 14, 2014 | No CommentsI may be working too hard and doing too much but it’s not my fault that there arent enough hours in each day. It’s 4:30AM and I still have so […] -
![I don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/officerich-115x115.png "A Typical Morning in Richardland")
A Typical Morning in Richardland
Posted on October 12, 2014 | No CommentsI don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […] -
![Evidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/selfcentered-115x115.jpg "Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…")
Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…
Posted on October 10, 2014 | No CommentsEvidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […] -
![No I’m not allergic to alcohol. No I’m not a recovering alcoholic. No I’m not Mormon. its just never appealed to me. Vodka tastes like something I would clean my […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Why I Don’t Drink: It’s yucky & my brain")
Why I Don’t Drink: It’s yucky & my brain
Posted on October 5, 2014 | No CommentsNo I’m not allergic to alcohol. No I’m not a recovering alcoholic. No I’m not Mormon. its just never appealed to me. Vodka tastes like something I would clean my […] -
My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies
Posted on October 4, 2014 | 1 CommentI like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […] -
![It is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tubithaDED-115x115.png "Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub")
Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub
Posted on September 17, 2014 | No CommentsIt is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […] -
![POLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poolpubes-115x115.png "Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?")
Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?
Posted on September 6, 2014 | 1 CommentPOLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […] -
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
Tragedy: the green light in my hot tub has gone out :(
Posted on September 2, 2014 | No CommentsAwful… This tub of jet infused hot water is not lit up by a normal lame old regular bulb. You might not think this is a big deal but that is […] -
Understanding the Universe
Posted on August 21, 2014 | No CommentsWhy are universes spirals?… Physics. Just imagine the Big Bang as God taking a water covered ball and giving it a solid spinny throw into space. VOOM. Instant universe that […]