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![Does this make your tender pink fleshy supple vulnerable gums throb with anxiousness or is it just me? & Is it weird that I desperately want to gently drag the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Lookit all these friggin teeth in one mouth…")
Lookit all these friggin teeth in one mouth…
Posted on May 1, 2014 | No CommentsDoes this make your tender pink fleshy supple vulnerable gums throb with anxiousness or is it just me? & Is it weird that I desperately want to gently drag the […] -
![I’d rather just wave a magic wand and have the scattered trash and debris in my yard just go away, but unfortunately, like my D, it aint gonna blow itself. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-30-at-5.06.59-PM-115x115.png "Gettin things done")
Gettin things done
Posted on April 30, 2014 | No CommentsI’d rather just wave a magic wand and have the scattered trash and debris in my yard just go away, but unfortunately, like my D, it aint gonna blow itself. […] -
My hot tub needs your prayers. and so do I.
Posted on April 25, 2014 | No CommentsNot to bum you out or anything this weekend but please keep in your thoughts and prayers the hope for a speedy recovery of Tubitha Jestson (my hot tub/spa), who […] -
Sorry kids, but there just isn’t enough Dick to go around
Posted on April 24, 2014 | No CommentsI always feel bad when someone chooses to be so consistently useless that I have to distance or leave them completely, mostly cuz of how much I know their life […] -
“Mother Earth” is the worst of all religions
Posted on April 16, 2014 | No CommentsThere are some goofy supernatural faiths about intelligent arbiters of laws governing the universe but Queen of the Goof Troop is the “mother earth” bullshit. The earth is not a […] -
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […] -
Do I still look Judeish to you?
Posted on March 29, 2014 | No CommentsPeople used to say I looked like Jude Law, but that was awhile ago when he was on the Sexiest Man on Earth style lists and is an outdated comparison […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
Feeling wanted is important
Posted on March 14, 2014 | No Comments… “All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to […] -
Sleep is so dumb
Posted on March 9, 2014 | No CommentsI hate sleep. It’s like practicing being dead .__. As a commenter on Facebook noted of this observache: this concept summarizes why bedtime sucks no matter what age you are. […]