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How come you reefer smokerz haven’t PWND Thanksgiving yet?
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsWhat’s the deal, Potheads? You’ve gained so much cultural clout and acceptance over the past 10 years and you still haven’t done anything interesting with what should be your patron […] -
I’ve had something stuck in my eye all day long
Posted on November 26, 2013 | No CommentsI woke up with a grain of something irritating in my right eye. I felt a crispy bit of something in my sheets before going to sleep, too, so I […] -
Didn’t want to join Google+? TOO BAD
Posted on November 22, 2013 | No CommentsA few weeks ago Google forced everyone’s youtube account into also being a Google+ account. I have yet to hear a single person applaud the change. In fact, it’s arguably […] -
My hot tub is temporarily not green. WTF
Posted on November 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe green bulb in my hot tub went out so I had to replace it with a stupididiot regular one like a friggin peasant loser. This is gonna be the […] -
Welcome to becoming my Facebook friend!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on November 20, 2013 | No CommentsYou’ve made a huge mistake…. But since you did, here is a Welcome greeting. On my website. Because I have one of those. If you knew that and are super […] -
Good News! My idiot tooth is probably giving me cancer
Posted on November 15, 2013 | No CommentsA perfect reason to avoid the dentist: Root canals give you cancer. Or something. You know it’s true because the report comes from Realfarmacy.com. Finally a rebuttal to all those […] -
11, 12, 13
Posted on November 12, 2013 | No CommentsTodays date is 11/12/13. How did you spend this once in a century occurrence? Or are you one of those dopes that thinks this is unimportant? There’s a tweet or […] -
Purple Knockout
Posted on November 10, 2013 | No CommentsI should stick to my carefully weighed formula’s on my Purple Drank. I added too much tart-cherry (the one with the most mood altering enzymes, but also melatonin which in […] -
Potent Purple: My new All-Juice wine substitute
Posted on November 9, 2013 | No CommentsMy latest formula is an evening wine replacement since I don’t drink and when I do have a thimble full on the rarest of occasions, all it does is make […] -
Chicks with no sense of humor
Posted on November 8, 2013 | 2 CommentsThis dude caught on the Kiss Cam makes out with his beer and it’s awesome. But the lady next to him who didn’t find it so awesome is what I […]