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![“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is just a self righteous way of saying “I am rude, classless and immature […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Helpful translations")
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Posted on September 1, 2013 | No Comments“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is just a self righteous way of saying “I am rude, classless and immature […] -
And Life Marches On…
Posted on August 31, 2013 | No CommentsAs both my soul and my forehead heal from the tragic accident that almost left me less-beautiful, my recovery, both spiritual and physical, has been going well… Adult Simba: I […] -
Just said this gem to someone
Posted on August 29, 2013 | No Comments“Unfortunately your assumption rests on the false premise that I give a fuck.” -Me -
![So I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1173704_10151836337864893_528705680_n-115x115.jpg "That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder")
That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder
Posted on August 27, 2013 | No CommentsSo I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […] -
How convicted murderers could help society
Posted on August 26, 2013 | No CommentsDeath Row convicts should have an optional program they could enroll in to volunteer for potentially lethal testing. Like shark repellent wet suits, sprays and electronic devices: the convict gets […] -
The Poolman Who Tried to Kill Me. and (spoiler alert) Failed
Posted on August 25, 2013 | 1 CommentA ring at my door revealed a guy holding a pool skimmer saying he was “taking over pool maintenance for the area” and said my side-gate was locked… Which means […] -
Should Vampires be allowed to give blood transfusions?
Posted on August 24, 2013 | No CommentsIt’s a more complex issue than you might think… A couple friends (both gay) were recently quibbling with each other over the merits of blood banks not allowing homosexual donors. […] -
Scolding word choice
Posted on August 21, 2013 | No Comments“Your capability in comprehending and reciting the obvious reveals the fraud of your feigned ignorance. Douche.” Filed under “times I wasn’t even trying to be a verbose snob but accidentally […] -
Nothin Fancy…
Posted on August 20, 2013 | 1 CommentTo be fair, she had a rebuttal that went like this: Starbuxista: HAHAHAHAHAAH It’s a simple request!!!! Instead of all the damn frappushits the other Bs get. Richard: Oh, totally, […] -
Timeline of when chains like McDonalds will sell Marijuana products
Posted on August 17, 2013 | No CommentsWalking into Le McDonalds (cuz theres only so long you can go without somma them FRIES, yo) & theres an unshaven dude in dirty clothes sitting on the ground out […]