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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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The world is ready. It is time for more fruit & candy milks
Posted on August 16, 2013 | 1 CommentChocolate milks monopoly on the flavored milk market was busted up in the last 100 years by strawberry milk and then in the past 15 years or so, the very […] -
Dear Computers: We don’t need always-on light indicators when you’re asleep
Posted on August 14, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen I first complained about this in 2007, I never dreamed that 10 thousand years in the future (I’m not good at math), I would still have to battle my […] -
My latest funeral picture plans
Posted on August 12, 2013 | No CommentsUpdating my “In case of death” files and I’m thinking of going with something like this for the picture I want hung on that wreath easel next to the casket. […] -
Interacting with children in public
Posted on August 5, 2013 | No CommentsAt the airport waiting for my flight… This kid next to me at my gate kept asking his clearly stressed and preoccupied mom what “Airplane Mode” is after she said […] -
Finding words…
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Camera’s need to catch up with the world
Posted on August 2, 2013 | No CommentsWhy do phone camera’s still have such terrible low-light? I’d illustrate but it looks like someone already did this for me. THIS: -
Dangerous Shavery
Posted on July 31, 2013 | No CommentsI’m about the scrape the hair off my face and I can’t find my actual razor but I did find this ratchet ass rusty unclean diseased shard of metal in […] -
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed”?
Posted on July 28, 2013 | No CommentsThis image caught fire on Tumblr and got so many reposts that it went viral as supplemental clipart to dozens of other websites and blogs. I couldn’t find the original […] -
This video illustrates how non-flexible and human I am
Posted on July 23, 2013 | No CommentsI’ve always had a few weirdo body tricks up my sleeve that could be pulled out when a chest of props was unavailable or a hilarious observation hard to grasp, […]