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Seat Belts are stupid
Posted on March 21, 2013 | No CommentsIt really pisses me off when I lean forward to check out a hot girl I’m passing on the highway and the friggin seat belt cock blocks me with a […] -
People who get really into audio creep me out
Posted on March 20, 2013 | No CommentsFew things about the human condition make me uncomfortable as i’m pretty understanding of even the weirder behaviors humans are naturally or abnormally inclined to engage in – but this […] -
So, I was born a bunch of years ago today
Posted on March 18, 2013 | 1 CommentHow many following me know how old I am, I wonder? Comment or email or twitter or message me your guess that you spent under 10 seconds thinking about. Any […] -
Oh Richard….
Posted on March 11, 2013 | No Commentsnot sure if i’m chuckling at myself for passing a mirror in my hallway and saying “whats up, handsome?” out loud, or if the part im finding amusing is the […] -
I need all of Dysons products or my life is meaningless
Posted on March 7, 2013 | No CommentsMy assistant has been thumbs-downing my requirement to own everything Dyson makes simply on account of stupid arguments like “I dont NEED it” or “I can’t even come close to […] -
Partying with Bananas
Posted on March 1, 2013 | No CommentsA few days ago I was telling this chick some facts about bananas and that I eat at least one every day and didnt understand why she was reacting with […] -
Only Insecure Hypocritical Small Minded Losers think selfies are “Vain”
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsShaming someone’s Selfies?… Try not to be so cliche, Loves. Hating on people taking photographs of themselves by dismissing it as vanity with no further evidence of the charge than […] -
Ladies: Quit tryin to change your man
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsYou chicks really gotta knock it off with the whole seeing-your-man-as-an-unfinished-painting thing. as a gender, you’re not very good at it and the attempt to “complete” the canvas with what […] -
Shorty wrinkle fighters
Posted on February 19, 2013 | No CommentsGollum, Dobby & Yoda are in a cage match with no weapons and Yoda’s lost all ability to use the force. Who wins?… #thingsIthinkaboutinthebath@midnight -
Calendar Crosses
Posted on February 14, 2013 | No CommentsThe question: Why do people cross off their calendars like that? Is your life such a shit life that you can’t wait to cross it off as being over and […]