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Phone Fail
Posted on December 29, 2012 | No CommentsPlease note that when engaged in a serious discussion with me about non-philosophical important real-life issues going on: do not begin a sentence with “If theres anything I learned from […] -
Life is like sex with this cowgirl. or something.
Posted on December 27, 2012 | No CommentsA dilemma has occurred in where I don’t repost stupid quotes like these but feel compelled to by the universe because the chick in it is so smokin hot. Just […] -
My armpits are on fire…
Posted on December 27, 2012 | No CommentsSo. This is more than a little uncomfortable. I’d go on to classify it as legit “pain”. I’m stoically handling it by typing away on the couch with a deadpan […] -
Skyfall (a reminder)
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHumans are capable of great wonder and great evil and the overwhelming majority of the species has a conscious free will with which to choose. The Bible says we are […] -
How to look like a douche
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHere it is, gentlemen… A quick and dirty simple 3-step process to dawning the look that makes gay men and under-30 women who want to rebel against their fathers, wild… […] -
FINALLY, some help with all those lawsuits
Posted on December 25, 2012 | 1 CommentNo more complaints from you people now. -
Das Nog
Posted on December 24, 2012 | No Commentsew. why would anyone ruin an egg nog by putting ALCOHOL in it?? this shits nasty. *looks for virgin nog*… UPDATE: Well, now I feel like i’m propagating misinformation to […] -
My analysis of a 6 year old girls coloring while waiting at the airport
Posted on December 23, 2012 | No CommentsIf this 6 year old bitch in front of me doesnt start getting her shit together with this Disney Princess coloring book, im gonna flip out SamJackson-SnakesonaPlane style. “No Apologies” […] -
Oh, Carz…
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsPictured in front of me off of Ventura Boulevard: a car with an American flag sticking out of the window, 3 American flag stickers on the back and a white […] -
Just Ninja’n Around, yo
Posted on December 19, 2012 | No CommentsMe and my ninja cartwheel moves: 1. Car that just slipped off the road in a terribly careless turn and almost killed me (im on foot): 0. Assessing the damage: […]