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![I saw Spiderman Into the Spider-verse last night and it was good, but I wasn’t. I did something terrible at the theater. I had a chance to be a hero […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/PenniParkerSad-115x115.jpg "I should have told them to stay…")
I should have told them to stay…
Posted on February 2, 2019 | No CommentsI saw Spiderman Into the Spider-verse last night and it was good, but I wasn’t. I did something terrible at the theater. I had a chance to be a hero […] -
![Life is hard to keep track of but visual reference and record keeping of your immediate, upcoming, and longer rage time can be huge help. This is for real, yo, […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Get a Calendar, Cross the days out, and Plan yo damn life")
Get a Calendar, Cross the days out, and Plan yo damn life
Posted on December 16, 2018 | No CommentsLife is hard to keep track of but visual reference and record keeping of your immediate, upcoming, and longer rage time can be huge help. This is for real, yo, […] -
![Today in “things that exist”: 2 words no modern human has any business using are basically the same but have a different letter at the end and structure their definitions […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/portent-115x115.png "“Portend” and “Portent” are different words for no reason")
“Portend” and “Portent” are different words for no reason
Posted on November 29, 2018 | No CommentsToday in “things that exist”: 2 words no modern human has any business using are basically the same but have a different letter at the end and structure their definitions […] -
Getting sick is for weak losers and I *cough* hate myself
Posted on November 26, 2018 | No CommentsI know that human beings are fragile creatures susceptible to many injuries and ailments that include viral infections that cause body weakening effects for which there is no cure but […] -
I’m knowingly drinking tea that makes me incredibly sick
Posted on November 19, 2018 | No CommentsAnd for no good reason. About a week ago I made a nightnight tea mix from different caffeinated loose-leaf teas I was experimenting with in pursuit of a perfect potion […] -
![When was the last time you thought about chewing gum and what in the actual balls it even is? And I don’t mean chemically. We all have access to all […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/chewinggumra-115x115.jpg "What the hell is gum?")
What the hell is gum?
Posted on November 12, 2018 | No CommentsWhen was the last time you thought about chewing gum and what in the actual balls it even is? And I don’t mean chemically. We all have access to all […] -
![Ever since my first grade teacher Miss Klein told us to be careful with the glitter we were using for some nonsense waste of time craft project in class one […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/glitter.is_.dangerous-115x115.jpg "Glitter is dangerous and you should be afraid of it")
Glitter is dangerous and you should be afraid of it
Posted on November 9, 2018 | No CommentsEver since my first grade teacher Miss Klein told us to be careful with the glitter we were using for some nonsense waste of time craft project in class one […] -
Here’s A minima-List of Attitudinal Life Improvers
Posted on November 4, 2018 | No CommentsI noticed that your whole life-thingy you’re doing there could be improved and I wanted to make it better. I didn’t really notice, but I still want to help. but […] -
How to counter-point Friends social media posts without being horrible
Posted on September 20, 2018 | No CommentsAlternate headline: Gotta know when to troll em, know when to fold em, & know when to walk away. This post isn’t for the masses. It is for only a […] -
![It’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dontbehatin-115x115.gif "Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)")
Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)
Posted on September 5, 2018 | No CommentsIt’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […]
