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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Traffic Thanks
Posted on December 2, 2011 | No CommentsTraffic occurs everywhere, but Los Angeles is the worst. 4 lanes that go on forever, usually with no service road alternative, and it just gets plugged like a toilet system […] -
Paraphrased Movies: The Notebook
Posted on December 1, 2011 | No Comments“Get in the fkking water you stupid uppity whore. god damn… jk baby. i luv ya even through dementia, but seriously, just jump” – Paraphrase/Summary of The Notebook -
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
“I own your Face”
Posted on November 28, 2011 | No CommentsShoutout to people who Like comments left by attractive members of the opposite gender on their boyfriend or girlfriends Facebook wall just to show that they’re watching. It’s the modern […] -
Macbook Air was a good choice
Posted on November 27, 2011 | No CommentsI bought a Macbook Air specifically so id have an in between device to use when i wanted a keyboard (so no iPad) but not the weight of the full […] -
Footballin Stickerhead
Posted on November 26, 2011 | No CommentsOn a side note: there was some kind of sports thing today (I think football? that’s the one that’s similar to Rugby or something, right?) and I sold my body […] -
Dumb Girls are Dumb
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Hello? Derp? I’m dumb? Herderp??
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No CommentsThis Facebook interaction with my associate Randall is a guide of how not to interact with people. We can’t read minds and you’re just agitating us when you do things […] -
I still want a clone
Posted on November 18, 2011 | No CommentsI once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself. (note: this isn’t me in the picture. well, […]