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![Yo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/gelatin.boiled-cow-skin-bones-115x115.jpg "Gelatin iz animalz!")
Gelatin iz animalz!
Posted on August 18, 2018 | No CommentsYo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […] -
Has anyone ever actually unzipped their zipper-pants?
Posted on June 19, 2018 | No CommentsI have owned two pairs of these bad boys in my life… but never used them to their effect. It’s made me wonder if anyone ever has. -
![Darling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard.jawline-115x115.png "A Love Letter to my Jawline…")
A Love Letter to my Jawline…
Posted on June 1, 2018 | No CommentsDarling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […] -
![Honestly, that’s all cottage cheese, is, right? Nasty spoiled milk curds are part of a balanced breakfast… I had a mini-freakout when I noticed an organic cap of white slime […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/milk.cream_.at_.the_.top_-115x115.png "Globs of spoiled milk are actually not that bad")
Globs of spoiled milk are actually not that bad
Posted on May 31, 2018 | No CommentsHonestly, that’s all cottage cheese, is, right? Nasty spoiled milk curds are part of a balanced breakfast… I had a mini-freakout when I noticed an organic cap of white slime […] -
![Sometimes i’ll just be chillin in a midnight epsom salt bath and catch a glimpse of myself that gets me having to fight the urge to get a manbun and […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/32203487_1907522145939030_4385091798817570816_n-115x115.jpg "I’d be a natural Hipster if they weren’t douches")
I’d be a natural Hipster if they weren’t douches
Posted on May 20, 2018 | No CommentsSometimes i’ll just be chillin in a midnight epsom salt bath and catch a glimpse of myself that gets me having to fight the urge to get a manbun and […] -
![I’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/how-to-have-energy-115x115.png "The Secret to having energy in life")
The Secret to having energy in life
Posted on April 13, 2018 | No CommentsI’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […] -
Bossing it up
Posted on April 3, 2018 | No CommentsI gotta admit: I originally posed for this with the intention of being douche-art satire but now I kinda like it as a genuine celebration of my glory. @thebroadmuseum #boss -
SpongeBob Burn-pants
Posted on March 30, 2018 | No CommentsYou gotta go to my instagram for this one, mates… -
![Misreading a situation can be awkward but misreading actual words and reacting on them as if what you thought you read was the reality, super blows. My eyeballs scanned this […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/astrologyquiz-115x115.png "It sucks when you’re wrong about something because you read it wrong")
It sucks when you’re wrong about something because you read it wrong
Posted on March 26, 2018 | No CommentsMisreading a situation can be awkward but misreading actual words and reacting on them as if what you thought you read was the reality, super blows. My eyeballs scanned this […] -
![I can’t sleep cuz I feel like a huge douche for not having gone through my “happy birthday” messages on Facebook yet. I keep imagining long time acquaintances excitedly opening […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/29093911_2142820759332983_1001383212884164608_n-115x115.jpg "It’s been a week and I still haven’t responded to my “happy birthday” messages")
It’s been a week and I still haven’t responded to my “happy birthday” messages
Posted on March 26, 2018 | No CommentsI can’t sleep cuz I feel like a huge douche for not having gone through my “happy birthday” messages on Facebook yet. I keep imagining long time acquaintances excitedly opening […]