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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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It Should Be Illegal To Be This Adorable…
Posted on July 30, 2014 | No CommentsBut it isn’t. So there ain’t shit you can do about it, coppers. #FkkThePolice. Seriously though. It’s not right and I know it. But I can’t stop. I can physically […] -
If I’m an adult, then you can be one too
Posted on May 14, 2014 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone afraid to grow up and ruining their lives over perpetual Peter-Panism and I tried and failed to illustrate a point. Well, I mean, *I* […] -
Lookit all these friggin teeth in one mouth…
Posted on May 1, 2014 | No CommentsDoes this make your tender pink fleshy supple vulnerable gums throb with anxiousness or is it just me? & Is it weird that I desperately want to gently drag the […] -
Sorry kids, but there just isn’t enough Dick to go around
Posted on April 24, 2014 | No CommentsI always feel bad when someone chooses to be so consistently useless that I have to distance or leave them completely, mostly cuz of how much I know their life […] -
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […] -
Do I still look Judeish to you?
Posted on March 29, 2014 | No CommentsPeople used to say I looked like Jude Law, but that was awhile ago when he was on the Sexiest Man on Earth style lists and is an outdated comparison […] -
Feeling wanted is important
Posted on March 14, 2014 | No Comments… “All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to […] -
Foam Parties are kindov disgusting/awesome
Posted on February 28, 2014 | No CommentsWho thought of combining a nightclub dance floor with a bubble bath, anyway? I have to say I appreciate the mashup in theory but i’m not so sure it comes […] -
Being funny will take you places
Posted on February 24, 2014 | No CommentsWhen you laugh your body creates dopamine and you feel good. Girls feeling good in your presence is a good way to make them want to be in it more […] -
I didn’t want to be your stupid Facebook friend anyway
Posted on February 22, 2014 | No CommentsWhen I meet someone in real life and then I see them online interacting on a mutual friends Facebook after me on a thread or in a way that otherwise […]