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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Between Showers
Thoughts Archive
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Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I […] -
Flies are up to something…
Posted on August 14, 2011 | No CommentsFlies are always rubbing their hands together cuz they’re plotting… what, I don’t know, but it’s clear they’re up to something… scheming little bastards. flies and girls in LA are […] -
Whats the deal with the Dwarves?
Posted on July 20, 2011 | No CommentsIs there any actual evidence or documentation that Dopey is the youngest Dwarf? or is he just so retarded that they shave him cuz he’ll hang himself with his beard […] -
Thought of the Day…
Posted on October 18, 2010 | No CommentsThe Vending Machine Theory (“Stuff tastes better when it falls”) seems to apply to humans (metaphorically) as well. Western society loves a comeback story… -
Gays should stop bullying other gays to “come out”. STFU and dew wut u want
Posted on October 17, 2010 | No CommentsIsn’t this gay-rights movement thingy y’all are pushing, supposed to be *against* bullying? So why do so many of you think it’s okay to bully in favor of your side? […] -
Smokin mommas
Posted on June 10, 2010 | No Commentswhats the deal with parents that smoke? in the 60s, sure. maybe even 80s cuz you’re grandfathered into the parents-smoking policy. but the 2000’s? seriously? why do you hate your […] -
Shrinky Think
Posted on May 2, 2010 | No CommentsI wantz to know who was it that decided when something gets shrunken or is just really small in a movie or tv show, its voice has to go up […] -
“Merry Christmas” is, by definition, an all inclusive phrase*
Posted on December 26, 2009 | No Comments*in America (or any other nation where it’s a national holiday). Got this response on a Facebook comment after I told this guy “Merry Christmas”. He’s a militant atheist, and […] -
Arrogance vs Empowerment
Posted on October 12, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you’re fat, disabled or just ugly & say you’re “beautiful” its admired & applauded. When I say it I’m “cocky” & “arrogant”? WTF bitches. It’s time to end this […] -
Musical cereal
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsI wanna have a Musician breakfast event so I can see if Styx likes Trix and Lady Gaga goes Cuckoo for Coco Puffs. Or if Britney Spears likes Alpha-bits.. you […]