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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Between Showers
Thoughts Archive
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Why are hippies so dirty?
Posted on September 14, 2009 | No CommentsHippies don’t keep good hygiene because bacteria is the only culture they have -
Ringtones are worthless
Posted on September 10, 2009 | No CommentsWhy would anyone pay over 25 cents for a ringtone? The value to me for my phone to sound different when I receive a call is exactly zero dollars and […] -
Happy labor-birth day
Posted on September 7, 2009 | No CommentsGiving birth today is funny to us, but do the moms think so? in between the screams & pain, maybe sharing a giggle that they’re going into labor on Labor […] -
“Through thick and thin” – which is the bad one?
Posted on July 14, 2009 | No CommentsIs thick the hard times? or thin? Shut up. don’t try and answer like you know. no one knows. it’s just a thing people say cuz people used to say […] -
Hot enough for ya?
Posted on July 10, 2009 | No CommentsWhy do people say this? I understand its usage back in the day as a friendly, jokey how-do-ya-do, but shouldn’t it have died along with saying “gee willikers” and “in […] -
Nothing to scatch
Posted on June 28, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes I scratch an itch on my hand or arm with my razor sharp chin stubble. Other times I try to, but then get a nails-on-chalkboard shiver when a smooth […] -
Societal effect of celebrity deaths
Posted on June 26, 2009 | 2 Comments“Change” is fun and exciting when it’s a meaningless slogan in a presidential race, but when it actually happens in life, it kindov messes with your head even if its […] -
How to get your kids to behave
Posted on May 29, 2009 | No CommentsI made this prescription in response to a twitter post (cuz i’m still easing into that whole culture and not at all ready yet to call them “tweets”) asking how […] -
Busting the Myth of Having “Guy Friends” (sorry ladies)
Posted on May 26, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s an old joke that men don’t understand women and it’s accurate. But I am slowly observing and learning how little it goes the other way. The problem with both […] -
Whats a beerfest anyway?
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No Commentsi never saw the 2006 comedy after i burned it to dvd, but i feel like i should include the fact that i at least got as far as burning […]