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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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What ARE you looking at?…
Posted on March 24, 2008 | 1 CommentWhen you look at someone and they’re mad and say “wut are YOU lookin at?”, maybe it’s cuz they don’t know who they are and they’re lashing out at you […] -
Vanilla gets a bad rap
Posted on February 16, 2008 | No CommentsWhy do people say “that’s so vanilla” to call something boring? That’s not fair to vanilla. It’s not plain. It’s not just the “water” of ice cream. Vanilla is a […] -
Freakquently………………
Posted on February 9, 2008 | 1 CommentI was just typing an email reply and I spelled “frequently”… as “freakwently“…. Freak. wently. Should I kill myself? I kinda feel like I should kill myself. -
What do I do for a living? Depends where you ask
Posted on February 5, 2008 | No CommentsWhile in Missouri over the weekend I noticed that I consistently gear the answer to the “what do you do?” question depending on where the person who asked it lives. […] -
I’m like a million years old already
Posted on January 30, 2008 | No CommentsWhy is the George Lopez Show on Nick at Night already…. When I was growing up, their line up was I Dream of Genie, Bewitched, Mr Ed and endless I […] -
No one can be trusted. Ever.
Posted on January 26, 2008 | 2 CommentsIts not that everyone is actively trying to get you. It’s that everyone MIGHT be actively trying to get you. You just don’t know. So don’t trust anyone. Ever. Don’t […] -
Martin Luther King Day is lame
Posted on January 19, 2008 | No CommentsIsn’t Martin Luther King day kindov. eh. Racist? Notsomuch the concept of “hey, lets honor and celebrate a guy who saved the country from a violent civil war part 2” […] -
Puppy rotation
Posted on December 10, 2007 | No CommentsEveryone loves puppies, but not everyone loves or has the space and time required for a dog. So that’s why I’m going to go into a puppy rotation business where […] -
Make some noise
Posted on October 15, 2007 | No CommentsWhen you’re at a concert or other event and the MC tells you to “make some noise”, do you necessarily clap? I don’t. The directions were clearly non-specific. Yet everyone […] -
Facebook applications are lame
Posted on October 13, 2007 | No CommentsEver since Facebook opened its slutty thighs to every developer on the internet that wanted a piece of their sweet college tang, it has been at least 14% less cool. […]