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airport Archive
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Asking the questions that matter at the airport
Posted on August 25, 2016 | No CommentsCheck-in attendant: sir do you have any questions? Me: yea, does my hair look stupid or am i good? -nearby group of girls laugh- Me: for real though, am I […] -
LAX Christmas Shots
Posted on December 23, 2013 | No CommentsIf this image of an old woman taking a picture of a Christmas train with her iPad at the airport doesn’t warm your Grinchy 2-sizes-two-small of a heart then a […] -
Interacting with children in public
Posted on August 5, 2013 | No CommentsAt the airport waiting for my flight… This kid next to me at my gate kept asking his clearly stressed and preoccupied mom what “Airplane Mode” is after she said […] -
My analysis of a 6 year old girls coloring while waiting at the airport
Posted on December 23, 2012 | No CommentsIf this 6 year old bitch in front of me doesnt start getting her shit together with this Disney Princess coloring book, im gonna flip out SamJackson-SnakesonaPlane style. “No Apologies” […] -
Just be nice to people
Posted on May 15, 2012 | No CommentsThe gratitude and relief on that older woman’s face when I helped lift her bags she was struggling with gave me a high that lasted the whole flight home. Why […] -
They know me in Burbank?
Posted on October 25, 2011 | 1 CommentSome guy in a crowd of people: “hey, theres a celebrity over there” – Me: “is it Justin Bieber?” – Guy: “heh-what?” – Me: then I’m not interested *continues burying […] -
Tamping it down
Posted on November 28, 2010 | No CommentsWoke up at 2AM to get out of Dodge if we’re pretending that Florida is called “Dodge”. Dropped my sister off at Orlando airport but it was too crowded for […] -
American Eagle is like…wtf
Posted on February 16, 2010 | 2 CommentsDear American Eagle (division of American Airlines where you fly in a tiny 44-seater jet): we’re SO fighting right now, you jerk. i took my time getting off and the […] -
Airport kindliness
Posted on February 10, 2010 | No Comments“service” employees at the airport are constantly preemptively being jerks when something goes wrong, anticipating that you’re gonna blow up at them. i check my bag 3 minutes too late […] -
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […]