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California Archive
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Everything in California Sucks Except the Geography
Posted on February 11, 2014 | No CommentsCalifornia’s cities may be dirty, but the landscape is so purdy that it makes the crappy urban life seem fine. Success stays beyond your reaches, but have you seen our […] -
California needs to learn Fun from Richard
Posted on May 6, 2013 | No CommentsGood ole fashioned non-coke-ified or alcohol fueled heterosexual fun is really underrated by this town. I feel like more people should try it around here cuz they don’t know what […] -
Oh, Carz…
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsPictured in front of me off of Ventura Boulevard: a car with an American flag sticking out of the window, 3 American flag stickers on the back and a white […] -
Cali Rainy Patrick
Posted on March 17, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s St Patricks day and has been raining here all day, which is like a meteor shower for southern california so its not looking like anyone besides the cars passing […] -
Beds, Bars and Beyond
Posted on January 24, 2011 | No CommentsI hate those stupid bars where theres just like Tempurpedic mattresses just OUT there. I also dont need that living room thing going on which i wish as a trend […] -
California: Beautiful Disaster
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsDear Restofthecountry: most of you may have voted in state and local leaders last week who will reduce taxes and the size of governments stranglehold on us all while we […] -
California Rain
Posted on October 19, 2010 | No CommentsIt’s been raining for 2 days. a chihuahua ran up to me for shelter during a jog just now. no one answered when i called the phonenumber on the tag […] -
Drugs is Drugs
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No CommentsNo better reminder that you’re back in LA than being made fun of for referring to cocaine like its a drug. silly me. silly LA. Now im gonna snort some […] -
A tox by any other name
Posted on June 4, 2010 | No CommentsTonight I learned there’s a thing called Restylane. It’s Botox, but…not? Idk. I’ve never heard of it until now. Which is weird since its everywhere here in Los Angeles and […] -
California girls vs AnywhereElse girls
Posted on May 29, 2010 | 1 CommentThe following Facebook exchange speaks for itself… Jared: Sick of outsiders whining about how pretentious LA is. If you’re bothered by girls asking How much $ you have in the […]