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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Liking is Caring
Posted on January 31, 2012 | No CommentsEvery time I’m hilarious on Facebook and you fail to click “Like”…. it’s stealing, essentially… -
Facebook Animal Kingdom
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsThat lolcat war I had was a super popular post but it’s how I view all Facebook threads pretty much. People leave uppity angry comments or act like things matter […] -
Don’t try so hard to opinion-cleanse your frenz
Posted on December 19, 2011 | No CommentsNote to pussies (mostly just girls. but also guys acting like girls): The Tarkin Doctrine doesn’t work. Not for you. Not for Regional Governors in the Galactic Empire. “The more […] -
Social Net Toolbagging
Posted on December 18, 2011 | No CommentsA friend just posted on Facebook that a guy private messaged her saying the quotes she posted in statuses are getting too deep and that she should delete him… awww. […] -
Grill-Owned…
Posted on December 17, 2011 | 1 CommentI’m not entirely sure but I do believe I may have just been, what the kids refer to as “owned”… :/ -
LoLCat War
Posted on December 17, 2011 | No CommentsThe following battle took place on facebook last night at around 2AM. It was a fierce battle with a worthy opponent that lasted into the wee hours of the morning […] -
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
“I own your Face”
Posted on November 28, 2011 | No CommentsShoutout to people who Like comments left by attractive members of the opposite gender on their boyfriend or girlfriends Facebook wall just to show that they’re watching. It’s the modern […] -
Hello? Derp? I’m dumb? Herderp??
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No CommentsThis Facebook interaction with my associate Randall is a guide of how not to interact with people. We can’t read minds and you’re just agitating us when you do things […] -
My Facebook Friend feed is basically softcore Porn
Posted on November 16, 2011 | No CommentsReason 989-B how I’m exactly like Jesus: I live a pretty clean life, but I’m still friends with whores…