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Britney Murphey’s unfortunate death = wtf comments
Posted on December 20, 2009 | No CommentsYou would think that looking on the bright side of the sudden death of a young celebrity would be a hard thing to hate on, but Abbea nailed it on […] -
Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028
Posted on December 2, 2009 | No CommentsLast night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […] -
Family fun on Facebook
Posted on November 21, 2009 | No CommentsThis was the top item in my feed today… daughter reposts funny thing from website. dad reads it, doesnt understand internets, asks “wtf” via question marks. daughter explains and does […] -
Hating evil and converting Fail into Win
Posted on November 15, 2009 | No Comments2 friends commented on my Facebook status a day ago that read “in the Valley, remembering why i hate Californians”. Brian McCarthy, whom I went to middle school and first […] -
Foolish Facebook foot fishing folly funnies
Posted on October 10, 2009 | No CommentsSaw this update from a friend on Facebook: I originally typed out “were you trying to catch Joe Biden?” but I deleted it for a much more simple gag, which […] -
Where the Wild Bitch is
Posted on October 8, 2009 | 1 CommentEveryone is excited for the Where The Wild Things Are movie, and it will be interesting no doubt, but the original books popularity is built on a mountain of slave […] -
What women are for: Facebook Feminism Fail
Posted on September 1, 2009 | No Comments -
Hot nude John Adams
Posted on June 20, 2009 | No CommentsI’m so proud of myself for using a variation of “drop it like its hot” in a gag only 3 years after the phrase was fashionable! Go me! My mom […] -
POLL: Does this dude look like John Heder or not?
Posted on May 4, 2009 | 3 CommentsCuz to me this is obvious plus a million, but him and his girlfriend both appear to be insulted by the suggestion of a similarity even though my original comment […]