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I can’t swirl drinks for shit
Posted on January 17, 2023 | No CommentsIt’s way past time that I’ve admitted this problem… For years. I have mixed powdered supplements, teas and juices and other drinkable liquids in glasses and instead of using a […] -
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […] -
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […] -
Mouths are stupid
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsEvolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […] -
Circuit City deserved to go out of business
Posted on February 7, 2009 | 1 CommentI went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […]